Could this be the culmination of my new found lust for Kayslee Collins, the blonde hottie former Disney teen actor turned musicians turned faptastic funbag model? I sure hope not. I want this train ride to go on forever.
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The incredibly alluring California girl blonde takes it off, all off, for the traditionally luxurious and silky Playboy Playmate pictorial representing February 2015, a good month and it hasn’t even started yet. I really was somewhat surprised to hear she’d posed for the bunny magazine, now I’m quite a bit more catatonic. A happier version of surprised. I mean, just look at this sextastic wonder. She’s a gift from somebody who really really likes us.
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Nadja Bender is another in the line of Danish goddesses that spring forth from that benevolent nation to model and make men feel happy around the planet. It’s like a little hotbed of dream makers. Nadja Bender most definitely included on that list.
In another sultry leaning shoot, Nadja focuses her perfect tight thumper toward the camera in various skimpy undergarments and dresses and makes you wish she were your date to the burger joint after quitting time. Yabba dabba Danish. There’s just something about this alluring woman that draws you in and makes you want to handcuff yourself to her ankle. I’d love to see her Houdini out of that one. I hope it take days. Nadja, you’re driving me kind of crazy. The good kind of crazy. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: David Bellemere For Vogue Spain
Latvian brunette beauty and former face of Guess, Julia Lescova
, got everything but nekkid in this sultry hot bondage get up for Treats magazine, the periodical that lives up to its name.
Now, I’m not one to turn away from the sight of one smoking hot and sweaty woman showing off her derriere and other well heeled fine female parts in a racy photoshoot. In fact, I turn right toward it and stare blankly like a dog awaiting a biscuit. Julia Lescova is my biscuit. Oh, man, look at those biscuits. Oh, man, I wish she’s strut around my hilltop home in that little number. Step one, get a hilltop home. Step two, convince Julia Lescova that I need to shoot her nekkid in support of a charitable cause. Step three, hope she doesn’t investigate. Oh, my, but she inspires me to devious dreams. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Treats Magazine
Consider me a big fan of Lia Marie Johnson, the Internet modeling and acting and singing and whatever the crazy kids list these days on their resumes to gain traction. The barely legal teen YouTube and social media sensation has been doing more and more legit modeling, so when I hear she’s in something called Afterglow Magazine, well, that name alone evokes so many lovely thoughts, I just had to check it out. And share.
Lia’s not quite into the bathing suit portion of her media competition pageant, still in the G-rated territory, but there’s so much potential here it’s really quite almost off the charts. One good looking young woman with ambitions and a body to match the dreams. Hers, ours, everybody’s. At some point, this is going to leap from good to great. This is why I can never sleep. I wouldn’t miss a second of it. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: Afterglow Magazine
You know me well enough to know that when I see full fledged frontal Miley Cyrus topless pictures on other celebrity news sites with all the fun parts censored out, I don’t care the expense, the sacrifice, or the amount of kidneys I must have cut from my body to make it possible for the Egotastic audience to see Miley Cyrus topless uncensored. It’s not that Miley has never been topless before. God knows she digs the nudity. But this is perhaps the finest candid view yet of the pop diva and I want you to have it. For safe keeping and old time’s sake and that data bank of the fun girls you keep inside your cranium.
Miley and her boyfriend Patrick Schwarzenegger cruised the beaches of Hawaii this past week as young couples often do. What’s rare is to see an American celebrity topless at the beach. It’s ridiculously rare. And while it’s rather Puritanical, oh the delight we feel when we sneak a peek at those who take the occasional opportunity to introduce their sweet melons to Mother Son. Hello, dear funbags, says the sun. Hello, says the sweet lady humps back to the sun. There’s no reason toplessness can’t be super polite. Once more, I doff my cap to Miley Cyrus. She’s not afraid of much. Enjoy.
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You can reach me and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in my bedroom at AskBillSwift(at)gmail.com. Please don’t pass that around to your dummy friends. You know who I’m talking about. Jason Statham. I’m drinking your milkshake.
Also, until we can fix this full-sized star issue on the full-size photos, there will be no stars on any photos! That’s how I roll. I’m not vanilla. I’m chocolate, with nuts, and sprinkles. All or nothing. You must have your bare funbags or else we’d be less special. And you would be more sad. Thanks!
I know what you’re thinking. A convention of porn stars and adult entertainers and promoters sounds pretty boring. Yep, indeed. What could be more boring than a Vegas meeting hall filled with chesty naughty prurient sextastic devils who trade in the naughty for their day jobs. I mean, just look around. Half nekkid girls, topless girls, girls grabbing their hooters, girls making out. Who need that? Ahem.
The Adult Entertainment Expo concluded with a bang over the weekend. And from what I hear, a few more bangs back in the hotel rooms before, after, and during the show. That’s a bad pun. It’s also the truth. If you do ever get a chance to visit the show in January, I’d highly recommend it. In the very worst, you’ve got Vegas. In the very best, well, take a peek through the photos I thought best highlighted the mature themed entertainment event. Enjoy.
Photo Credit: AKM-GSI